Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on.

Chuck Noland

E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Sebastian

Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?
Bud White: In technicolor, sir.

Daisy: Will you sleep with me?
Benjamin Button: Absolutely.

Suicide Blonde: ...I'm a bad person. I don't wanna make you bad.
Fingerling: You don't have that power.

It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.

Gollum

Oh, lookee here, the great jerkoff case of 1953.

Jack Vincennes

Euclid's first common notion is this

Abraham Lincoln

Customs Officer: Welcome back, Miss Jones.
Alice: Thank you.

Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.

Mr. Smith: What are we doing here, tonight?
Mr. Earl Brooks: We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...
Mr. Smith: Can it be somebody that I know?
Mr. Earl Brooks: [laughs] No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.

Eh, fuck this.
[shoots Darwin point blank in the back]

Hollis Elmore

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