We're standing here in Philadelphia, the, uh, city of brotherly love, the birthplace of freedom, where the, uh, founding fathers authored the Declaration of Independence, and I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.

Joe Miller

What in Jupiter's Balls?

Moss

Where would we be without our painful childhoods?

Dr. Finch

Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.

Kirby: I understand the fold, but what's fluff?
Kevin: Fluff's what I write for the paper.

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

Terry

Fox: I knew your father.
Wesley: My father died the week I was born.
Fox: Your father died yesterday in the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. And the other one is behind you

If you think it can't get worse, it can. The killing's not done. The dying's not done.

Wardaddy

Fuck the world.

John J. Rambo

Charlie: You're getting on. You're pushing 30. You know, it's time to think about getting some ambition.
Terry: I always figured I'd live a bit longer without it.

Melissa Brown: This weather fax just came in. Edie, have a look at this.
Edie Bailey: We have got to head in now! Put in at Watch Hill!
Alexander McAnally III: In this stuff, harbor's too dangerous.
Melissa Brown: Dangerous?

Joe Miller: Who did you get?
Andrew Beckett: What?
Joe Miller: Did you find a lawyer?
Andrew Beckett: I'm a lawyer.

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