Faith Evans: Are you a bad guy trying to be good, or a good guy trying to be bad?
Notorious B.I.G.: [smiling] I'm just a guy trying to make you laugh.

What kind of grown-ass man calls himself "Puffy?"

Voletta Wallace

Sean Combs: Yo, he got sex appeal like LL?
Wayne Barrow: A little bigger than that.
Sean Combs: What, like Heavy D?
Wayne Barrow: He's a little darker than that.
Wayne Barrow: He look like Wesley Snipes?
Wayne Barrow: Oh, he ain't Wesley...

Whatever you say, Big Poppa.

Lil Kim

Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

Walt Kowalski

Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

Walt Kowalski

Get off my lawn!

Walt Kowalski

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me

Walt Kowalski

I was born under unusual circumstances.

Benjamin Button

Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now.

I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!

Ben Thomas

It is within my power to drastically change his circumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve.

Ben Thomas

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