Trixie: Was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a "non"-ja.
Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't get climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.Racer X
Dr. Lepage: We want you to take it easy for a few days.
Jean-Dominique Bauby: What do you think I'm doing now?
A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"Jean-Dominique Bauby
We're all children, we all need approval.Jean-Dominique Bauby
I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.Jean-Dominique Bauby
Charlie Wilson: You're no James Bond.
Gust Avrakotos: You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even.
Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That's Harold Holt's strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working on it.
Charlie Wilson: Who's 'we'?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.
I bugged the scotch bottle.Gust Avrakotos
The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.Charlie's Angel #4
Larry Liddle: Does the Congressman only hire beautiful women?
Charlie's Angel #2: As the Congressman says, "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.