Mr. Earl Brooks: Would it bother you to kill a woman?
Mr. Smith: No. No, an asshole's an asshole.
For all the taxes we pay, you'd think they'd make it more difficult to hack into the police personnel file.Marshall
If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.Mr. Earl Brooks
Mr. Smith: What are we doing here, tonight?
Mr. Earl Brooks: We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...
Mr. Smith: Can it be somebody that I know?
Mr. Earl Brooks: [laughs] No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.
[of Mr. Smith] Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him.Marshall
Let the police put Jane in jail. Hopefully that will save her. And we can happily go on with our tortured lives.Marshall
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannont change, the courage to change the things that I can, and wisdom to know the difference.Mr. Earl Brooks
Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways.Mr. Earl Brooks
Don't kid yourself, Earl. You're going to kill again.Marshall
I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.Mr. Earl Brooks
You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.Mr. Earl Brooks
[to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.Chuck Wetherhold