Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.

Young Ed Bloom

Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money?
Jackie Truman: Advertising!

Unless you have a half-dozen very hard rectangular breasts, we need to talk.


Marlena Diamond: [a sound, as if caused by an insect's fluttering wings] What was that?
Rob Hawkins: Run! Run! Run! Run!

We cannot go into the middle of the city, we've got to get out of here!

Marlena Diamond

Rob: Still filming?
Hud: Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down.

[into shaky camera] My name is Robert Hawkins. Approximately seven hours ago some *thing* attacked the city. If you found this, if you're watching this then you probably know more about it than I do.


Woman: What is that thing?
Officer: I don't know, but whatever it is, it's winning.

Tonight's gonna be the best night ever!


[to Rob after the first blackout occurs] Looks like you should have left town a little bit earlier...
[large explosion in distance]


I saw it! It's alive! It's huge!

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