I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.Sweeney Todd
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad.
Sweeney Todd: The years, no doubt changed me.
Ben Gates: I need your help.
Riley Poole: Does it involve treasure?
The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.Riley Poole
Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
[Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm]
Ben Gates: You did that in fifteen seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.
Patrick Gates: My first felony.
Ben Gates: Take it from the best. You're a natural.
Emily Appleton: You're a treasure hunter, aren't you?
Jeb Wilkinson: I'm just a man, trying to make his mark on history.
Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!
Ben Gates: [underground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore] Riley, what do see?
Riley Poole: [balancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave] Death and despair! Mostly death. I mean a little despair, last few seconds. But than a hard sudden death.
A man has only one life time. But history can remember you forever.Jeb Wilkinson
Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the president of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?
Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The President's Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for President's eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nation's secrets. I need to see that book.
Sadusky: The only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected President.