[to Frankie] You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Did you just fart?


I think we depressed the shit out of these pigeons...

Sally Rose

Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.

Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.

Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.

[to Kid] Isn't anybody in here going to rape this guy?

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out...
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is some white people shit...

Sally Rose: Don't make this fight with him about me!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!

[to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.


I'll be a fighter. I was born to be a fighter.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

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