Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...
Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.
Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.Pogue Parry
Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.
Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!Chase Collins
I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!Chase Collins
Harry Potter can kiss my ass.Reid Garwin
[looking up at the ship flying away] Goodbye...Barry Guiler
Ronnie Neary: All right, everybody to bed!
Toby Neary: No, wait! Dad said we could watching The Ten Commandments!
Ronnie Neary: Roy, that movie is four hours long.
Roy Neary: I said they could watch the five commandments.
[at press conference] I saw Bigfoot once! It made a sound that I don't care to hear twice in my life.Farmer
[to Roy Neary] I envy you.Claude Lacombe
That's a 2,500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?Scientist