How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?


Keys: Elliot thinks his thoughts?
Michael: No... Elliot... Elliot feels his feelings.

Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.
Gertie: Why not?
Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
Gertie: Give me a break!

Everything but the little fishies!


35 pounds? You're fat!


Be good.

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E.T.: Come...
Elliot: Stay...
E.T.: Ouch.
Elliot: Ouch.
E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot: ...bye.

I'll believe in you all my life.


Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.

Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

I'm keeping him.


Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.

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