Richie DiMaso: You got any other questions?
Paco Hernandez: Yeah, I think the name of this operation is offensive. This whole thing is racist. What, Abscam? "Arab-scam"? It's racist!
Irving Rosenfeld: Are you fucking kidding? What do you care? You're Mexican.

Sometimes, all you have in life are fucked-up, poisonous choices.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld

I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.

Irving Rosenfeld

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: Life is ridiculous. And you know that I would never say anything bad about your father in front of you, but your father is a sick son-of-a bitch.
Danny Rosenfeld: Daddy's a sick son-of-a-bitch?
Rosalyn Rosenfeld: Don't repeat that... but yes.

We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld

You're nothing to me until you're everything.

Sydney Prosser

She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

Irving Rosenfeld

Woody Grant: Where's my teeth?
David Grant: You lost your teeth?

Receptionist: [after telling Woody he hasn't won the money] I can give you a free gift. Would you like a hat or a seat cushion?
David Grant: Dad? Do you want a hat or a seat cushion.
Woody Grant: I'll take a hat.

Woody Grant: So long, Albert.
Uncle Albert: So long, Woody.

David Grant: ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
Woody Grant: Some of 'em are dead.
David Grant: The dead ones won't be here.

Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!

Woody Grant

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