"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.

Brody

Smile you son of a BITCH.

Brody

Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.

Quint

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.

Quint

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

Quint

Mayor Vaughn: I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems.
Hooper: I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

[upon meeting Hooper] My husband tells me you're in sharks.

Ellen Brody

Brody: It doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
Brody: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Brody

Quint: You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life.
Hooper: All right, all right. Hey, I don't need this... I don't need this working-class-hero crap.

Hooper: That's a twenty footer.
Quint: Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

Ha, ha. They're all gonna die.

Hooper

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