David Shaw: When's this card game of yours?
Steven: Tomorrow evening.
David Shaw: Tomorrow? No fucking way!

David Shaw: What happens if the plan goes to hell?
Steven: It won't.

Steven Taylor's greatest hits.

David Shaw

Hey Steven... do I keep fucking your wife in the meantime, or what?

David Shaw

Raquel: I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone.
Emily: Oh really, and what would be the first?
Raquel: Money, honey!

That's not happiness to see me is it?


Steven: When you wake up tomorrow, all this will seem like a bad dream.
Emily: What if there is no tomorrow?

Louis Simo: Lady, I can nail you with this.
Leonore Lemmon: D'Artagnan, you couldn't nail me with roses and a trip to Vegas.

Well, you know what they say about land. They - they aren't making any more of it.

George Reeves

You can't see my penis, can you?

George Reeves

Nobody ever asks to be happy later.

Toni Mannix

Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?
George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?
Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?
George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?
Kenneth Giles: No...
George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...

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