I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now, I'm just scared shitless for my baby.The Bride
Bill: I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
The Bride: He's good.
Bill: Has his sushi gotten any better?
The Bride: [shakes her head]
Bill: You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.
The Bride: It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.
Bill: [chuckles] That'd do it.
Bill: Was my reaction really that surprising?
The Bride: Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you could or would do that to me.
Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. You thought wrong.
The Bride: You want to come to the wedding?
Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
I don't dodge guilt... and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.Budd
I despise the goddamn Japs!Pai Mei
The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!Pai Mei
So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?Pai Mei
Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon.Elle Driver
Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.Pai Mei
Your so-called kung-fu - is really - quite pathetic.Pai Mei
Esteban Vihaio: Bill shot you in the head, no?
The Bride: Yes.
Esteban Vihaio: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.