Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?
Sebastian: I can't win with you.
Annette: It's not all about winning, Sebastian.
You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.Sebastian
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?Kathryn
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.Sebastian
Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.
Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.Kathryn
We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?Sebastian
Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she?
Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.
Sebastian: She made me laugh.
Sebastian: Why can't we be together?
Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.
People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.Annette