Rollergirl: Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you... okay? And you say yes, okay? Amber, are you my mom?
Amber Waves: Yes, sweetie.
Reed Rothchild: Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.
You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.Dirk
Dirk: Jack, I was thinking about my name, y'know?
Jack Horner: Yeah?
Dirk: I was wondering if you had any ideas.
Jack Horner: I've got a few, but you tell me
Dirk: Well, my idea was, y'know, I want a name I want it so it can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.
Jack Horner: Tell me.
Dirk: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."
Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.
So, Jack tells me you've got a great big cock.Colonel James
Little Bill: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Little Bill's wife: What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?
Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.
I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.Jack Horner
We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.Jack Horner
He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.Jack Horner
Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.Jack Horner