Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?

Brian

He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.

David

David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
Sofía: I'll find you again.
David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

Sofía

I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.

Sofía

Kevin: Well, you're all I think about.
Leslie: Me?
Kevin: And I think the reason I'm not interested in other women, and why I haven't had sex in so long, is because I'm desperately, completely in love with you.

Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.

Kevin

It ain't a party 'til something gets broken.

Billy

Kirby: I understand the fold, but what's fluff?
Kevin: Fluff's what I write for the paper.

You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.

Jules

Leslie: How's Howie?
Wendy: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
Wendy: Jules!... God.
Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... And then you can still fuck him.

So you lost your job? I've lost 20 since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.

Billy

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