Larry: I want you to tell me your name. Please.
[throws down money]
Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
Larry: Your real name.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name is Jane.
Larry: Careful.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. Still Jane.
Larry: I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice.
[throws down all his money]
Alice: I promise.
[picks up some of the money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name... is plain... Jane Jones.

Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.

Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.

Larry

Dan: I fell in love.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it," and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one.

Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.

Larry

A good fight is never clean.

Larry

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice

But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

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