[to Harry] Nice one, James!

Sirius Black

Hermione Granger: So what was it like?
[speaking about Harry's kiss]
Harry Potter: Kind of wet.
Hermione Granger: Well, she has been crying a lot lately...
Ron Weasley: Well, you'd think a bit of snogging would make her happy

Dolores Umbridge: [as the centaurs are taking Umbridge away] Please, tell them I mean no harm.
Harry Potter: Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.

Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!

Hermione Granger

[to Voldemort] It was a mistake for you to come here tonight Tom.

Albus Dumbledore

You lose, old man.
[Harry possessed by Lord Voldemort]

Lord Voldemort

I really do hate the children.

Dolores Umbridge

Albus Dumbledore: Minister, the evidence of the Dark Lord's return is incontrovertible.
Cornelius Fudge: He's not back!

You're the boss, applesauce!

Andy Warhol

I think I'll quit my painting and... just make Edie a big star.

Andy Warhol

Don't be jealous, Andy. He's nothing like you.

Edie Sedgwick

I can't hate him!

Edie Sedgwick

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