[to Harry] Nice one, James!Sirius Black
Hermione Granger: So what was it like?
[speaking about Harry's kiss]
Harry Potter: Kind of wet.
Hermione Granger: Well, she has been crying a lot lately...
Ron Weasley: Well, you'd think a bit of snogging would make her happy
Dolores Umbridge: [as the centaurs are taking Umbridge away] Please, tell them I mean no harm.
Harry Potter: Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.
Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!Hermione Granger
[to Voldemort] It was a mistake for you to come here tonight Tom.Albus Dumbledore
You lose, old man.Lord Voldemort
[Harry possessed by Lord Voldemort]
I really do hate the children.Dolores Umbridge
Albus Dumbledore: Minister, the evidence of the Dark Lord's return is incontrovertible.
Cornelius Fudge: He's not back!
You're the boss, applesauce!Andy Warhol
I think I'll quit my painting and... just make Edie a big star.Andy Warhol
Don't be jealous, Andy. He's nothing like you.Edie Sedgwick
I can't hate him!Edie Sedgwick