Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?Maxine
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.Dr. Lester
Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.Maxine
Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.Maxine
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.Dr. Lester
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.Charlie
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!Craig Schwartz
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?Craig Schwartz
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.Lotte Schwartz
Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.Julius Benedict
Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!