Penny: You're going to surf in that?
Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na.
Penny: Your what?

Drew: You really think you can surf it for real out there?
Anne Marie: Well, Drew, I dated you, I guess I can do anything.

Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.

Anne Marie

These waves are for the big boys.

Eden

Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.

Anne Marie

Mercedes: I'm a coward.
Serrano: I'm a coward.
Mercedes: Yes, I am. A coward - for living next to that son of a bitch, doing his laundry, making his bed, feeding him... What if the doctor's right and we can't win?
Serrano: At least we'll make things harder for that bastard.

Mayor: Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?
Capitán Vidal: No. I had no idea.
Mayor: In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.
Capitán Vidal: An excellent soldier.
Mayor: The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.
Capitán Vidal: Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

Doctor: What makes you so sure the baby is a male?
Capitán Vidal: Don't fuck with me.

[to Mercedes] Have you seen my mother? She's very beautiful.

Ofelia

[after stabbing Captain Vidal] Motherfucker...don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!

Mercedes

A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning...

Pan

My mother told me to be wary of Fauns.

Mercedes

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