Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.
Miss Davis: ...a pedro?
Mox: yeah, uh huh.
If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?Billy Bob
Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student: Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.
Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.Charlie Tweeder
I don't want your life!Mox
Andy: I saw Dad.
Tammy: Dad? Where?
Andy: Tam, he's one of them.
Doyle: I got some strays.
Doyle: No, puppies.
Did I hear that code red or am I losing my shit.Doyle
Scarlet: it all makes sense. they're executing code red. Step 1: kill the infected. Step 2: containment. if containment cannot be done then, step 3: extermination
Scarlet: You look a little pale.
Doyle: Blood makes me nauseous.