Leonard Shelby: Hi. Uh, Lincoln Street?
Waiter: Oh, you just take the main road...
Leonard Shelby: Hang on, let me write this down.
Waiter: Oh, it's easy. You just...
Leonard Shelby: Trust me, I need to write this down.

Natalie: Get rid of Dodd for me. Kill him. I'll pay you.
Leonard Shelby: Are you crazy? I'm not gonna kill someone for money.
Natalie: What then? Love? What would you kill for? You'd kill for your wife, wouldn't you?
Leonard Shelby: That's different!
Natalie: Not to me, I wasn't fucking married to her!

If we talk for too long, I'll forget how we started. Next time I see you, I'm not gonna remember this conversation. I don't even know if I've met you before.

Leonard Shelby

You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard.

Natalie

I'm not a killer. I'm just someone who wanted to make things right. Can't I just let myself forget what you've told me? Can't I just let myself forget what you've made me do. You think I just want another puzzle to solve? Another John G. to look for? You're John G. So you can be my John G... Will I lie to myself to be happy? In your case Teddy... yes I will.

Leonard Shelby

Ah. Lenny. That shit kills.

Teddy

That's a test? Where were you guys when I did my CPA?

Sammy Jankis

You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth.

Teddy

I can't remember to forget you.

Leonard Shelby

Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.

Leonard Shelby

[Running] Okay, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby

I have this condition.

Leonard Shelby

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