Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow your brains out.Leonard Shelby
Remember Sammy Jankis.Leonard Shelby
Leonard Shelby: There are things you know for sure.
Natalie: Such as?
Leonard Shelby: I know what that's going to sound like when I knock on it. I know that's what going to feel like when I pick it up. See? Certainties. It's the kind of memory that you take for granted.
Teddy: You're living.
Leonard Shelby: Only for revenge.
Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.Teddy
Leonard Shelby: I take it I've told you about my condition.
Teddy: Only every time I see ya.
You're not a killer. That's why you're so good at it.Teddy
Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.
Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast.Natalie
Burt Hadley: What's it like?
Leonard Shelby: It's like waking. Like you just woke up.
Burt Hadley: That must suck.
You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.Natalie
You know what? I think I'm gonna use you. I'm telling you now because I'll enjoy it so much more if I know that you could stop me if you weren't such a fucking freak!Natalie