A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.


Michael: I'll tell ya one thing, if I find out my life had to end up being in the mountains, it'd be all right, but it has to be in your mind. Nick: What? One shot? Michael: Two is pussy.

You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games.


There's sometimes I think that I swear you're a fucking faggot.


Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
Michael: Don't hurt. That's what you wanna know. And how it's been, doing OK.
Stan: Yeah, same thing. Nothing's changed. I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's getting fatter than ever.

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.


Nick: I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.
Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.


You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away.


White people cannot bear the thought of sharing this country's infinite abundance with Negroes.

Thaddeus Stevens

I don't hold with equality in all things, just equality before the law, nothing more.

Thaddeus Stevens

[greeting a pair of visitors from Jefferson City] I heard tell once of a Jefferson City lawyer who had a parrot that would wake him each morning crying out 'today's the day the world shall end as scripture has foretold'. And one day, the lawyer shot him for the sake of peace and quiet I presume, thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, his prophecy.

Abraham Lincoln

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