Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Norman Osborn

Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

I want to eat your brains... and gain your knowledge.

Doc Block

Pam: Is that cowboy wisdom?
Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy Pam, I'm a stuntman.

There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

Stuntman Mike

Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

You want the story? Let me spin it for you quick.

Lt. Muldoon

Ladies, we're gonna have some fun

Stuntman Mike


Fu Manchu

This car is 100% death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat!

Stuntman Mike

Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It's your car.

Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.

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