The key to this business is personal relationships.Dicky Fox
I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?Jerry Maguire
Julian Taylor: You're smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it's not working.
[about Kee's name choice for her unborn child] This is the first baby born in 20 years and you want to name it Froley?Theodore Faron
Kee: What the f-ck you staring at?
Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.
You're a fascist pig!Theodore Faron
The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.TV Reporter
Jasper: What did you do for your birthday?
Theodore Faron: Nothing.
Jasper: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Theodore Faron: Nope. Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.
Jasper: That's called a hangover, Amigo.
You hear that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeee'? That's your ear cells dying. You'll never be able to hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while you can.Julian Taylor
Theodore Faron: Julian? I haven't seen you in twenty years. You look good. The picture the police have of you doesn't do you justice.
Julian Taylor: What do the police know about justice?
Pull my finger!Jasper
Theodore Faron: Who's the father?
Kee: There's no father. I'm a virgin. Nah! Be great, though, wouldn't it?