Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!Tyler Durden
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.Tyler Durden
[whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.Tyler Durden
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?Tyler Durden
Narrator: This is crazy...
Tyler Durden: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.
Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator: I can't think of anything.
Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
Narrator: What are you doing?
Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?
Steph: Paint a self-portrait.
The Mechanic: Build a house.
Tyler Durden: [to Narrator] And you?
Narrator: I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
Tyler Durden: You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
Narrator: I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!
Tyler Durden: Not good enough.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.Tyler Durden
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.Tyler Durden
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.Tyler Durden
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits him again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits him a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Okay, I got it. Shit I lost it.
[Lou continues to pummel Tyler]