Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed.
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I've got jelly beans for teeth!

Cal Deveraux

A turkey stuffed inside a pizza, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.

Mayor Shelbourne

Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.

Martha

Jonathan: Are these monster gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.

Nose of a dog, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me!

Kyle Wincott

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

Flint Lockwood

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux

Come on, Sam. Doctor Manny's got the medicine for your face.

'Baby' Brent

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