Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
Mike: Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!

Mike: I can't believe it...
Sulley: Oh, Mike...
Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!

Mr. Turkentine

Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. So don't be alarmed. As soon as your outer vestments are at hand, we'll begin.

Willy Wonka

Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!

I'm the best person in the whole town!

'Baby' Brent

[singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it.

Willy Wonka

It happens every time, they all become blueberries.

Willy Wonka

Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.

Henry J. Waternoose

Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!

Whoa, that's s gonna be like a billion transfers to get back to my house...


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