Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.

Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen: No!

Gummi bears!

Steve

[running while carrying a pair of giant scissors] I shouldn't be running with these!

'Baby' Brent

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!

'Baby' Brent

I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.

Earl Devereaux

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