Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.

Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.

It's okay, it's just pain.

Flint Lockwood

Gummi bears!


[running while carrying a pair of giant scissors] I shouldn't be running with these!

'Baby' Brent

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

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