I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.

Earl Devereaux

What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!

'Baby' Brent

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

[running while carrying a pair of giant scissors] I shouldn't be running with these!

'Baby' Brent

Gummi bears!

Steve

It's okay, it's just pain.

Flint Lockwood

Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

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