Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
Mike: Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!

Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.

Henry J. Waternoose

Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed.
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...
Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: It could let in a child.

Oh. So *that's* puce.

Sulley

Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

Sulley

Mavis: Who was that?
Dracula: Who was what?

Jonathan: Are these monster gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.

English, please! Your voice is REALLY annnoying!

Eunice

Holy rabies!

Mavis

Look at me, I'm a Frankenhomie!

Jonathan

House-keeping!

Dracula

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