Bella: Jake, don't go.
Jacob: I know how this ends and I'm not gonna stick around to watch.

You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are?

Jacob Black

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

This is *wrong*, Edward! She's not one of us!

Emmett Cullen

Bellatrix Lestrange: Ehem... My Lord, I'd like to volunteer myself for this task.
Lord Voldemort: I must be the one to kill Harry Potter.

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Her name's Bella. I'm sure she'll love it.
Esme Cullen: Get a whiff of that.
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!


[to Bilbo] Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Oakenshield

That is Dain Ironfoot, Thorin's cousin. I've always felt Thorin was the more reasonable of the two...


Astrid: Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing!
Hiccup: Uh... please, by all means.
Astrid: This time! This time, for sure!
Astrid: [swinging her axe wildly in anger] NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET!

Chicks like you give women a bad name.


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