Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Fare warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that do you Mad Eye?... just trying to diffuse the tension.

You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are?

Jacob Black

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

This is *wrong*, Edward! She's not one of us!

Emmett Cullen

Bellatrix Lestrange: Ehem... My Lord, I'd like to volunteer myself for this task.
Lord Voldemort: I must be the one to kill Harry Potter.

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Her name's Bella. I'm sure she'll love it.
Esme Cullen: Get a whiff of that.
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Thulsa Doom

Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was. So will it always be. In time all foul things come forth.

Thranduil

Bard the Bowman: You have no right to enter that mountain!
Thorin Oakenshield: I have the ONLY right!

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Conan

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