Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.

Edward Cullen: Alright, I'm going to take her on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Esme Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme Cullen: To Rosalie. Clean this up! Now!

Bellatrix Lestrange: Ehem... My Lord, I'd like to volunteer myself for this task.
Lord Voldemort: I must be the one to kill Harry Potter.

Bella: Jake, don't go.
Jacob: I know how this ends and I'm not gonna stick around to watch.

Edward, she found us.

Bella Swan

You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are?

Jacob Black

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

This is *wrong*, Edward! She's not one of us!

Emmett Cullen

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Fare warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that do you Mad Eye?... just trying to diffuse the tension.

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Her name's Bella. I'm sure she'll love it.
Esme Cullen: Get a whiff of that.
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

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