Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

The Wizard

[to Bella] You're my only reason to stay... alive. If that's what I am.

Edward Cullen

Legolas: [Looking at two pictures in a locket that he has confiscated from Gloin. The picture on the left has a long thick beard] Who is this? Your brother?
Gloin: That is my wife!
Legolas: [Looking at the infant in the other picture] And who is this horrid creature? A goblin mutant?
Gloin: That is my wee lad, Gimli!

[from trailer] The absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.

Bella Swan

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Fare warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that do you Mad Eye?... just trying to diffuse the tension.

Bilbo Baggins: Could you tell the others I say goodbye?
Balin: Tell them yourself.
Bilbo Baggins: If you ever pass through Bag End, tea is at four. You are welcome ANY time. Don't bother knocking!

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

Craig Schwartz

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
Smaug: Where are you?
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.

Edward Cullen: Say it, say it out loud.
Isabella Swan: Vampire...

[to Bilbo] Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Oakenshield

[to his company] Will you follow me, one last time?

Thorin Oakenshield

How did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here with all this...
[she sees herself as a frog in the mirror and screams]

Princess Tiana

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