It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.

Poison Ivy

Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!

Mr. Freeze

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Thorin Oakenshield: Fili, don't be a fool. You belong with the Company.
Fili: I belong with my brother!

What have we done?

Bilbo Baggins

Gandalf: You've changed, Bilbo Baggins. You're not the same Hobbit as the one who left the Shire...
Bilbo Baggins: I was going to tell you... I found something in the Goblin tunnels.
Gandalf: Found what? What did you find?
Bilbo Baggins: [pause]
Bilbo Baggins: My courage.
Gandalf: Good... well, that's good. You'll need it.

Thorin Oakenshield: Here! You witless worm!
Smaug: YOU!
Thorin Oakenshield: I'm taking back what you stole.
Smaug: You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!
Thorin Oakenshield: This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge!

Do not think I won't kill you, dwarf!


If you awaken that beast, you'll destroy us all!

Bard the Bowman

I will not die like this, clawing for life... If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!

Thorin Oakenshield

Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...
Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows!

Kili: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
Tauriel: Or nothing.

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