Kili: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
Tauriel: Or nothing.

Legolas: [In Elvish]
Legolas: Why does the Dwarf stare at you, Tauriel?
Tauriel: [In Elvish] Who can say? He's quite tall for a Dwarf. Do you not think?
Legolas: [In Elvish] Taller than some...
Legolas: but no less ugly.

Kili: Tauriel...
Tauriel: Lie still.
Kili: You cannot be her. She is far away. She... she is far, far away from me. She walks in starlight in another world. It was just a dream. Do you think she could have loved me?

Smaug: [rises up] Revenge? Revenge? I will show you revenge!
Smaug: I am fire... I am death!

Dori: Was that an earthquake?
Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.

Percy: [When Bard approaches Laketown in his ship] Halt! Goods inspection. Papers please!... Oh, it's you, Bard!
Bard the Bowman: Morning, Percy.
Percy: Anything to declare?
Bard the Bowman: Nothing. But I am cold and tired, and ready for home.
Percy: You and me both.

Dwalin: [on Bard] I don't care what he calls himself, I don't like him.
Balin: We do not have to like him, we simply have to pay him!

What was it he promised you, a share of the treasure! I will not part with a single piece!

Smaug

Hiccup: [v.o] Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know.
Hiccup: Sorry... Dad.

Gobber: Today is about teamwork! The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky. One head *breathes* gas, the other head *lights* it. Your job, is to know which is which!
Fishlegs: [whispering] Razor-sharp serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion. Prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims...
Hiccup: Will you *please* stop that?

Astrid: [about Toothless] I bet he's really frightened now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that...
Hiccup: [after a pause] Then something crazy...!
Astrid: *That's* more like it!

Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for kidnapping me.
Astrid: That's for everything else.

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