If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me.

Mr. Freeze

Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze

So many people to kill... so little time.

Poison Ivy

Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"

Chicks like you give women a bad name.

Batgirl

Poison... Poison Ivy.

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Robin

There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.

Alfred

There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying.

Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich)

I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.

Lotte Schwartz

You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues.

Craig Schwartz

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