Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

[from trailer] Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is.

Jigsaw

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady?

Alice

Hello Seth, I want to play a game. Right now, you are feeling helpless. This is the same helplessness you bestowed onto others. But now, it's unto you. Some would call this karma, I call it justice. Now you served five years of what should have been a life sentence, for murder. A technicality gave you freedom, but it inhibited you from understanding the impact of taking a life. Today, I offer you true freedom. In thirty seconds, the pendulum will drop far enough to touch your body. Within sixty seconds, it will cut you in half. To avoid the pendulum, all you have to do is destroy the things that have killed... your hands. You must insert your hands and push the buttons to start the devices before you. Your bones will be crushed to dust. Will you destroy the things that have taken life in order to save one, Seth? Make your choice.

Jigsaw

[to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!

Trent

Hannibal Lecter: Now tell me inspector: you lost family in the war?
Inspector Popil: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: Did you catch who did it?
Inspector Popil: No.
Hannibal Lecter: Then we are both suspects. I could say you were fishing with me if you like.

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash

Do you remember "Das männlein im walde", Herr Dortlich? Mischa loved that song. Let's sing for Mischa!
[tightens rope around Dortlich's neck]

Hannibal Lecter

[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

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