She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.

Norman Bates

Casey: Listen asshole!
Phone Voice: No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!

Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.

Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance.

Danny Torrance

Lloyd: Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

Ned: I'm just kidding around, officer...
Officer Dorf: OK, can it, Cochise.

I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

Stacy: Why are they doing this?
Jeff: It has something to do with the ruins.

[Stranger grabs Lucy's hand]
The Stranger: You don't bring me what I want to eat. What I want to drink.
Eben Olemaun: That's enough, pal. Leave the lady be.

We're being quarantined here. We're being kept here to die.

Amy

Jeff: So what do you guys think: Ancient Mayan temple off the beaten path?

The Stranger: No whiskey. No rum.
Lucy Ikos: Alcohol's illegal this month. Folks have hard enough time in the dark without booze making it worse.
The Stranger: Well forget about... the liquor, Lucy. Just bring me a bowl of raw hamburger.
Lucy Ikos: You can only get meat two ways around here - frozen or burned.

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