If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.

Crissy Lynn

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Life is like a box of chocolates!

Scrawny Kid #1

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

[eerily / loudly] Norman!

Norma Bates
  • Permalink: Norman!
  • Rating: Unrated

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Novak

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

Leon Kauffman: She didn't like my work.
Jurgis: She gave you three minutes. People whose work she doesn't like, she usually gives one.

Leon Kauffman: I didn't think you were the type to say "wow".
Susan Hoff: I'm not. I haven't said it since I was eighteen.

Deputy Sheriff Al Chambers: Your detective told you he couldn't come right back because he was goin' to question Norman Bates' mother. Right?
Lila Crane: Yes.
Deputy Sheriff Al Chambers: Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cenetery for the past ten years!
Eliza Chambers: I helped Norman pick out the dress she was buried in. Periwinkle blue.
Deputy Sheriff Al Chambers: 'Tain't only local history, Sam. It's the only case of murder and suicide on Fairvale ledgers.

FREE Movie Newsletter