Do you remember "Das männlein im walde", Herr Dortlich? Mischa loved that song. Let's sing for Mischa!
[tightens rope around Dortlich's neck]

Hannibal Lecter

Mike Enslin: Why don't you just kill me?
Room 1408: Because everyone of our guests has free will, Mr. Enslin.

[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash

"The very scent of her takes away the smell of the camp." Do you compose verse, Inspector, and keep it under your pillow?

Hannibal Lecter

That which can be broken must be broken.

Marlow

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

Jim

Master Vampire: I have been waiting and eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?
Vlad Tepes: A desperate one.

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