[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

He's got a husband bulge.

Marty

Mike Enslin: Why don't you just kill me?
Room 1408: Because everyone of our guests has free will, Mr. Enslin.

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

Do you remember "Das männlein im walde", Herr Dortlich? Mischa loved that song. Let's sing for Mischa!
[tightens rope around Dortlich's neck]

Hannibal Lecter

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.

Vlad Tepes

Lady Murasaki Shikibu: Stop now. Forgive them.
Hannibal Lecter: Never!

Would you like to repeat this hour for eternity?

Room 1408

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

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