Private Jones: Mitch, I fucking got one!
Corporal Mitchell: What you want a fucking sweetie? Keep shooting, you cunt!

Linda: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

Eat it 'til you choke, you sick, twisted fuck!

Paul Sheldon

Well done Mr. Enslin, well done.

Gerald Olin

Would you like to repeat this hour for eternity?

Room 1408

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

Jim

Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.

Vlad Tepes

Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Barnabas Collins

Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your ass, you (expletive)!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: (Expletive) him, Karras! (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!

You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.

Annie Wilkes

Lady Murasaki Shikibu: Stop now. Forgive them.
Hannibal Lecter: Never!

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