Clint: So, one of my students tried to another one's face off. How's your day going? I'm really sorry about this morning.
Lucy: What happened?
Clint: When I called your boyfriend a dick. I didn't know you guys were dating, and now I feel really awkward.
Lucy: No, in your classroom. What happened?
Clint: Oh. This girl just went apeshit on this kid. She was biting him. I just sent him to the nurse.
Lucy: Did you send her to the principal's office?
Clint: Are you kidding? I wanted to give her a high five. That kid was a dick.

I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!

Joel

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash

There have been 56 deaths in 1408.

Gerald Olin

[holding a glass with wine] Good evening, Herr Kolnas. You drink better wine that you serve.

Hannibal Lecter

[to a photo of his parents] Father, mother. I'm the youngest student they've ever admitted into medical school. It's a work scholarship. I think you would be pleased. Death duties on my uncle's estate has finally forced the sale of the château. Lady Murasaki will leave for Paris with me now that her residency is under threat. This work scholarship means I must spend much of my spare time preparing bodies for the anatomy class. My studies are fascinating and absorb me completely. Yet I still find myself thinking about my sister, and the men who took her.

Hannibal Lecter

I thought you would be bigger. I put your face on every bully I've ever hurt.

Hannibal Lecter

Mike Enslin: Lily, did you call the police?
Lily Enslin: Yeah. They're in room 1408. The room's empty.

A maid found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only trapped for a few moments, but when she came out she was blind. She gouged her own eyes out with a pair of scissors.

Gerald Olin

Nobody has ever lasted more than an hour in that room.

Gerald Olin

Let's "Encyclopedia Brown" this shit.

Mike Enslin

[preparing a flaming whiskey bottle] "All right, if that's the way it has to be." [throws bottle against the wall, room goes up in flames] "GO TO HELL!"

Mike Enslin

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