Favorite Horror Quotes
Maggie Witzky: LISA?
Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?
Jeff: So what do you guys think: Ancient Mayan temple off the beaten path?
We're being quarantined here. We're being kept here to die.Amy
Stacy: Why are they doing this?
Jeff: It has something to do with the ruins.
[whispering in the dark] Donna. Oh, I've missed you.Richard Fenton
Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.
[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.David Fox
[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?Amy Fox
[having seen a snuff movie] At least they could've provided us with a little bit of porn.David Fox
[on the tapes] This looks like a library of classics.David Fox
[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.Mason