Stay scared.

Mike Enslin

I don't think Mommy likes me very much. It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.


My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home... until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.

Barnabas Collins

Lisa: What color is your dress?
Donna: It’s a champagne color. Then it’s a little sexy.

Well done Mr. Enslin, well done.

Gerald Olin

Master Vampire: I have been waiting and eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?
Vlad Tepes: A desperate one.

Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.

Vlad Tepes

Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Barnabas Collins

[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Barnabas Collins

Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Dr. Julia Hoffman

You should have brought more.

Albert Wesker

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

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