We won. We won. We worked together.

Brit

I'm supposed to dig.

Tom

You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

Five years ago... A virus escaped, and everybody died.

Alice

That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Billy

Would you like to repeat this hour for eternity?

Room 1408

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.

Vlad Tepes

The itsy bitsy spider came down the water spout...

Maria Rossi

[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Barnabas Collins

Rudeness is an epidemic.

Hannibal Lecter

"The very scent of her takes away the smell of the camp." Do you compose verse, Inspector, and keep it under your pillow?

Hannibal Lecter

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