Favorite Horror Quotes
Annie Wilkes: When I was growing up in Bakersfield, my favourite thing in the whole world was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons for the Chapter Plays.
Paul Sheldon: Cliffhangers.
Annie Wilkes: I know that, Mr. Man! They also called them serials. I'm not stupid you know... Anyway, my favorite was Rocketman, and once it was a no breaks chapter. The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death, and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out but the car went off a cliff before he could escape! And it crashed and burned and I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line. And they always start with the end of the last week. And there was Rocketman, trying to get out, and here comes the cliff, and just before the car went off the cliff, he jumped free! And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting. This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair!!
Master Vampire: I have been waiting and eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?
Vlad Tepes: A desperate one.
Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.Dr. Julia Hoffman
Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... He went psycho!... He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.Officer Shawn
Oh forgive me, Paul, for prattling away and making everything all oogy.Annie Wilkes
[from trailer] People will continue to hurt you, and let you down...Jigsaw
The itsy bitsy spider came down the water spout...Maria Rossi
That which can be broken must be broken.Marlow
Lady Murasaki Shikibu: Stop now. Forgive them.
Hannibal Lecter: Never!
I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan!Annie Wilkes
Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.
Gerald Olin: You do drink, don't you?
Mike Enslin: I did say I was an author.