That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Billy

That cold ain't the weather... that's death approaching.

The Stranger

I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

Dr. Sam Loomis

What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy

That which can be broken must be broken.

Marlow

Annie Wilkes: YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU!
Paul Sheldon: What?
Annie Wilkes: She can't be dead, MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD!
Paul Sheldon: Annie, sometimes during childbirth, women don't survive. But Misery's SPIRIT is still alive... we shouldn't forget that.
Annie Wilkes: I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I WANT HER, AND YOU MURDERED HER!
Paul Sheldon: No I didn't.
Annie Wilkes: WHO DID?
Paul Sheldon: She just died, slipped away!
Annie Wilkes: SLIPPED AWAY! NO, YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!

Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!

Marty

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!

Annie Wilkes

Death cannot separate us for one life is born from the other.

Mirena

Master Vampire: What is it that you are seeking?
Vlad Tepes: I want the power to destroy my enemies and save my family.

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